Hey kids! Who’s your daddy? Wait, don’t answer that. I’m not your therapist.
This blog could use a good update. I’m going to spare any potential readers with my mundane observations and flat commentary about random topics that nobody is interested in, except me. (Which is what really matters. Me.)
Over a week ago now I returned […]

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Do you have a MySpace account? No? Well, you’re a better person for it. I however do, and that’s why I’m less awesome then I could be. It’s depressing.
On MySpace people will send you quizzes. They will want you to fill them out.
But I’m better than that. I am so much better.
Section A: Food
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1) If […]