An Update!

Hey kids! Who’s your daddy? Wait, don’t answer that. I’m not your therapist.

This blog could use a good update. I’m going to spare any potential readers with my mundane observations and flat commentary about random topics that nobody is interested in, except me. (Which is what really matters. Me.)

Over a week ago now I returned from a week of intense Interwoven training — which sounds strangely inconsistent, but that’s what I’ll go with for now. Chicago was an interesting place, and I find it thus since I’ve never been there. I hear that’s not an uncommon conclusion about the city.

There were uncanny amounts of wind, so it does live up to its name “The Windy City.” I’m still convinced that the cause of this wind has nothing to do with the gigantic lake nearby.

I happened to snap a few lob-sided photos while I was there. Since this is a blog, I’ll post them here with great pride, for the world to see, scrutinize, flame, and urinate on.

I snapped these pictures myself. If you don’t believe me, I’ll wrestle you down, and sit on your face.