Daniel’s Death Notice

Daniel's enlarged hdyrophonoid gland.

To whom this may concern,
Daniel, the owner of this fine web log, has passed away from severe swelling of his epidermal hydrophonoid gland, at 15:32, 7th of March, 2007. This means that Mr. Lawhead will no longer be able to accept viagra or “cialis” pills from any vendor, no matter how credible, for a perpetual amount of time.

Regards,
Warden of Important Affairs

P.S. To those of you who are not spam bots, excuse the lack of activity. I get over 1,000 junk mail messages (including Wordpress comments) every three to four days. It is truly astounding, and makes an excellent excuse!

Added on March 8th, 2007 at PST 3:26:54!
  1. <A commenter>

    Does that mean his brain grew and killed him, or the head just expanded?
  2. <A commenter>

    How could that kill someone?
  3. <A commenter>

    Sorry for flooding that just sounds so hot.
  4. <Mims>

    RIP
  5. <Sneaker Freaker>

    rip daniel :(
  6. <yanyong>

    OMG!? Why? How?

    Rip
  7. <def>

    I think its prety obvious as to “why”.

    What an embarasing way to go.
  8. <Halle>

    Hiya Daniel. I’m trying to contact you via email (@ alienmelon) and it bounces. This is re: setting up a phone interview for a web developer position here at Web Advanced. Since you didn’t list a number to call, can you let me know if you’re still interested (and assuming of course that you’re no longer dead :P) Thanks! -Halle

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